![]() ![]() ![]() The youngest brother likewise met a man who asked him what he wished to do. The third brother met a huntsman, who took him with him, and taught him so well all that belonged to hunting, that he became very clever in the craft of the woods and when he left his master he gave him a bow, and said, ‘Whatever you shoot at with this bow you will be sure to hit.’ ![]() It is a noble art, for nothing can be hidden from you, when once you understand the stars.’ The plan pleased him much, and he soon became such a skilful star-gazer, that when he had served out his time, and wanted to leave his master, he gave him a glass, and said, ‘With this you can see all that is passing in the sky and on earth, and nothing can be hidden from you.’ The second brother also met a man, who, when he found out what he was setting out upon, asked him what craft he meant to follow. ‘Then,’ said the man, ‘go with me, and I will teach you to become the cunningest thief that ever was.’ ‘No,’ said the other, ‘that is not an honest calling, and what can one look to earn by it in the end but the gallows?’ ‘Oh!’ said the man, ‘you need not fear the gallows for I will only teach you to steal what will be fair game: I meddle with nothing but what no one else can get or care anything about, and where no one can find you out.’ So the young man agreed to follow his trade, and he soon showed himself so clever, that nothing could escape him that he had once set his mind upon. ‘I am going to try my luck in the world, and should like to begin by learning some art or trade,’ answered he. So each brother went his way and as the eldest was hastening on a man met him, and asked him where he was going, and what he wanted. Then the eldest said, ‘Here we must part but this day four years we will come back to this spot, and in the meantime each must try what he can do for himself.’ When they had got on some way they came to four crossways, each leading to a different country. Begin by learning some craft or another, and see how you can get on.’ So the four brothers took their walking-sticks in their hands, and their little bundles on their shoulders, and after bidding their father goodbye, went all out at the gate together. ‘Dear children,’ said a poor man to his four sons, ‘I have nothing to give you you must go out into the wide world and try your luck. You should visit Browse Happy and update your internet browser today! Not that there's anything wrong with that.The embedded audio player requires a modern internet browser. Just an FYI to anyone who finds a lost cat wearing this particular tag: we'll bet dollars to donuts the kitty's owner is some guy sitting on their bed who weighs 400 pounds. ![]() welcome to Modern Society, pet-owning peeps. Ask the owner what kind of dog they have and they'll reply, “An Excuse”. How to make your dog popular – at schoolyards – in one easy lesson. Ya gotta lotta brass, pups, a lotta brass. or more likely, the dog's collar tag got caught in a floor vent cover and er, yeah, we're going with the latter. King of the beasts? Hey, they believe it so why shouldn't you? Good thing cats can't read The Emperor's New Clothes, amiright? (pet collar tag via Brainjet) Is your pet superbad enough to rock a driver's license ID tag? If so, don't be surprised if he or she comes home with a six-pack, a speeding ticket and a few new sketchy pals. One barkin' Beanie Baby coming up, just in time for Halloween it would appear. OK, so you think your pet is a livin' doll. (pet collar tag via TheEvilBot - Reddit/Dogecoin) Buff your 'net knowledge cred with this So Shiny tag that says so much in so few words – Shiba dog optional. OK, so the “doge” meme is a tad past its best before date but it IS a meme, and it checks out. It was only a matter of time before the pet collar tag galaxy entered the social media universe and that's a good thing, right? Let's hope whomever finds this tagged tabby is tech-savvy enough to email a cat. (pet collar tag via TheLandlockedDogTwo - Etsy) Then again, if the pet wearing this tag gets lost at least it can't get far: hitch-hiking is out of the question. This ID tag from TheLandlockedDogTwo at Etsy is an unbridled exercise in paw-shaming. (pet collar tag via littlemissunshinee - Imgur) Bad: everyone laughs at the name you've given to your lost cat. Good: someone laughs at the caption on the tag after finding your lost cat. Assuming it's the latter, here are some other weird and bizarre tags that might have found their way onto poor Max's collar. either his owners are idiots or they've got a warped sense of humor. The neighbor's cat has a dog-bone ID tag on his collar. ![]()
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